Dana Stevens
Dana Stevens is out rightly upset. Putting on flip flops on a dusty day might not go well with me, but I do not have a problem. If you are surprised and angry with people who put on flip flops, you have never experienced people who move too close and keep on touching you when talking. I hate this sucking habit with passion. First of all, I understand how much you care about me, or maybe you want to pass out a great point. I understand, but why can’t you understand that I hate your method of showing affection and concern.
First, I am allergic to perfumes. Perfumes make me sick right on the spot. Some people spray so much perfume content on them that they smell like the whole manufacturing industry. Moving too close and keeping on touching me makes the situation even more badly. I think a little spray and a little social distancing will do me the best favor of my life. I have a very insecure girlfriend who is the keenest person who ever lived in this era. Any slight perfume smell will earn me straight scold. Why can’t you save our relationship?
Some people have the habit of talking so loud and so fast that some droplets of saliva find their way towards your arms, nose, and even mouth. Yuck! First, wait. Do you know there is a pandemic right now? Buddy, why can’t you speak softly? I really don’t think there is a medal for how long and fast one can speak. The Guinness Book of Record is already full of talented people around the world. Save your talent for another day, not today. First, I hate wiping my face all day. It makes me girlish. Secondly, very many communicable diseases are transferred through air and touch. Imagine in this scenario, and you are both touching me and, at the same time, spitting.
I am a person who cares so much about what people say and think about me. I care about the impression I create. Moving too close and touching me when in public shows affection and love, yet we are not even lovebirds. People might start to think that we are dating. I do not want to see my picture the next day in the WhatsApp statuses and Twitter with amusing hashtags. Being a campus politician, I do not want to start paying the media houses to pull down my images.
Sorry to say this, but some of your mouths do smell. I am not sure if some people do not brush or how their mouths smell all day. I wouldn’t say I like the odor that comes from smelling mouths. It sucks and makes me develop acidity. I can keep remembering that smell for even a week when I see the same people. I do not like to really create a bad impression about people, so I dot really like you giving me a reason enough to make an impression because once I make it, it remains permanent.
Being a gentleman, one of the things I really hate doing over the weekends is laundry. Imagine after doing my laundry and ironing my Italian shirt while you keep on tapping me and spitting on it. I think this issue should be taken seriously. Yes, I know information is power, especially for politicians, but there are better ways of relaying information.
Why would you keep on tapping me when I am on the wheels driving, yet we are the two of us in the car? Why can’t you speak? I will listen. This habit makes me lose focus on the road. Sometimes ii may think you really want to tell me some important information, only to realize that you are another person who should be included in the list of jokers.
Being a biology student, I think it is the obligation of everybody to understand the importance of standing apart, even for their own selves. This habit shows a total lack of information and ignorance. Someone once said that the dead do not know the pain they caused the living. I think this applies to people who keep on touching and talking aimlessly.
Imagine what a constructive and meaningful conversation we would have if you just stood a little bit further. I do not have to keep on missing your saliva like a goalkeeper. I will not concentrate. I, therefore, think Dana was right to say her thoughts. I feel relieved that you now know how I feel.